Sarcastic Sarcasm

Oh wait, I'm not being sarcastic.

It's TRUE!!!


Did you know that the average(and I stress average) teenager is at least 50% dumber than they think they are?

Examples of dumb teenager behavior, complements of observant eyes.

Putting hand phones on the table in public places
Getting infatuated by the same type of people every time
Studying more than 8 hours for exams
Not being able to resolve issues between people


OH YES THIS SOUNDS SO BOGGLINGLY FAMILIAR!!
OH WAIT THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE LIKE!

Yea yea yea throw names at me, you only would throw names at me if these were true.
Oh wait, you'll deny it so no point trying to argue with ya'.


Do us a favor huh honey?
Stop complaining about how things sucks balls, how things are unfair.

YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT

*******

That was for bastards and the like.

So amigos, wanna play?