Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Euphimism

"What's that?"

It's a way of saying something which infers another hidden meaning.

It's damn fun to use.

Like when you wanna tell this girl she's cute n' pretty.

"Do you know any cute and pretty girls?"

OWNED.


It's awkward when nothing is going on in particular and then your sister who is Form 3 next year suddenly chimes:

"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wo-o-orld!"
"I'm made of plastic, it's so fantastic."

Seriously.....


My neighbour's renovation team have been taking a long time.
And my house gets so dusty everyday from the suspended particles which drift in.

DAMN YOU GRAVITY WHY CANT YOU JUST TAKE THE DAMN PARTICLES TO THE FLOOR WHERE THEY BELONG AND NOT LET THEM DRIFT



Bye bye.
Remember me when you shave your armpits.

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