Atrophy & Decadence

After the holidays it seems our school Seafield has gone through some regression.

Let's see,
The bell won't work.
The PA system is defunct.
The fans and lights won't even malfunction.

Basically we just lost all electrical power.

Oh wow an emulated ancient civilization in the school.
We smell like barbarians who somehow got hold of some fugly uniforms. These barbarians gave me hearing overload this morning. I am totally fazed.

You know this has been bugging me for years now.
In Seafield, we have people who walk together, and take up the whole corridor/stairwell. Well that's perfectly fine with me, I don't own the corridor.
But will you please effing walk faster or let traffic pass you feckless pack of ingrates?

Come to think of it, we're all regressed to the brink of insanity.
Once again I feel obligated to advocate another one of the brilliant links The Hann gives me.
Wisdom
(expect explicit exposition)

Hi I am exams. I was designed to make you study like shit two weeks before I come. This is to ensure student's complacency levels are refreshed every semester. Part of my job description is to confuse and confound both students and teachers alike. I also have the uncanny ability to cast the illusion of superior intellect upon those who have brains who have no practical intelligence nor analytical intelligence but can memorize anything but not understand a shit.